"Baby Talk With Beyonce Knowles"

Now Remember people this is not a real interview just a reenactment of how an interview with Beyonce would go.

Reporter: “So Beyonce congratulations on your new found baby. I understand there has been controversy over if the baby if really yours and Jay Z. What do you have to say about these allegations?”

Beyonce: “First I would like to thank all my fans for their support through all of this. It has been hard work and with dedication into my new album which by the way has sold over 310k just in its first week.”

Reporter: “Yes but back to the baby, don’t you think you are now doing so good only because of all the baby talk?”

Beyonce:” I believe that my talents are what everyone expects from Beyonce and you know I cant let down my fans so I think that I am so successful because of my hard work and dedication.

Reporter: “Um…ok so I heard you were offered a spot on reality TV show the X-factor congratulations on that. What are your plans there?

Beyonce: “Well hey who could turn down an offer like that? I mean Simon is someone I have always wanted to work with I think it is something to really consider.”

Reporter: “ 5 mill a year I mean that is definitely nothing I would even have to consider. (Chuckles) But again about the baby don’t you think you may be moving a little too fast after giving birth to be away working and planning concerts as well?”

Beyonce: “I mean I wish a could be home as much as possible but I have a pretty trustworthy crew who I know will provide the best care for me as well as my daughter.”

Reporter: “That brings me to an article I read stating you were hiring about six nannies? Is that correct, to help you during these “baby times”.

Beyonce: “Well seven actually, but yes I do not want to over work just a few nannies and I may need their help at different times so yes I think that is what’s best.”

Reporter: “Where is Ms. Tina or Jay Z in all this?”

Beyonce: “Everyone has a busy schedule and we knew when making this decision on getting a baby we would have to make some sacrifices because of our career choices.”

Reporter: “How did you just get a baby? And exactly what sacrifices are you really making?”

Beyonce: Laughs. “You are too crazy, no but seriously it is going to take some hard work and dedication but we will all get through it and it’s going to be great.”

Reporter: “One last question B, if you could say who does Blue look like the most, you or Jay Z?”

Beyonce: “I would have to say she has features sort of similar to both of us, don’t you think?”

Reporter: “You really don’t want to know what I think. Well that’s it you heard it straight from her mouth…basically nothing again…baby talk with Beyonce."

Polo Club Founder Adopts his Girlfriend

Once again I read another crazy story on MSN today about another rich person. Why are they always doing some dumb shit? So this time John Goodman, who is the founder of the Polo Club, decided on Oct. 13^th to adopt his 42-year old girlfriend as his daughter. Wait, wait before you think it is already crazy let me explain why this fool decided this would be a good idea. He is trying to hold his money from a case that his is currently battling where he killed a 23 year-old man in a car accident during drunk driving I’m sure. Now fool what makes you think the jury is going to let you get off with this? How sick you must be to a) kill a man and try not to pay his family for their lost and suffering and b) talk your bimbo girlfriend into becoming your adopted daughter. The reason he got this idea is because he already has two minor children who have trust funds that have been set aside and cannot be touched as a payout in the case. The things rich folks do in order to save they wealth huh? Well I guess we will see what happens…good luck Goodman but if I was on the jury you would get no love from me! As I have said once and will always “we don’t do nonsense round herre.”

It's hard being beautiful...just ask Halle

So once again Halle Berry is in the spotlight, but this time it’s not a fight over child custody. Halle was spotted wearing a diamond and emerald engagement ring that was given to her by her French boyfriend/actor, Oliver Martinez. I know you’re probably wondering oh well that is great  for Halle, right? Enh wrong! This page is for nonsense only and how many times must we witness Halle’s massacre of relationships? I mean really once, twice, after third time I will not be fooled. Maybe it’s just me, but I cannot understand for the life of me how a woman of such beauty fails horribly at keeping a man. What is going on in your bedroom Halle? I would not be shocked if low key Halle was a little, you know…crazy. Well I guess we will see what the 45 year-old actress will have in store for us this time. I am betting on a year if even that long. I was looking back on some old footage of Halle explaining on television how she was over relationships and would never get married again in her life. She said this twice! Halle I’m praying that this one IS the ONE because I would hate to have another Eric Benet situation. Hell I thought that was it, I damn near wanted to slap him every time I saw him walking out of the downtown Milwaukee library bare foot; but he is another story who flew from the coo coos nest lol. No seriously, Halle girl you do what makes you happy hell if I had your money and looks I would probably have more than a few slices as well.  Just remember as I have said before, and will always say don’t bring ya ass crying when it don’t work out… “cause we don’t do nonsense round herre!” 

Ghost Caught By Police

What ever happened to the old days when we blamed everything on our pets? My dog ate my homework or my cat knocked my alarm clock over. Just when you thought you have heard every excuse in the world, it just got better. A Wisconsin man was allegedly charged earlier this month with battery. A call was made to the police by neighbors after hearing all the commotion. When the police arrived his wife was sitting on the floor in a corner crying with blood rushing from her nose. So what you ask could have possibly been the husband’s reasoning as to why his wife was beat up? The answer is a ghost. Yes a ghost people choked his wife until she blacked out over financial issues. I just want to know how he knew what they were fighting over or better yet if your wife is being attacked by air why weren’t you the one to file the police report. Smh…we all know that story didn’t fly with the police. Only in the Midwest I guess, I should know. Wives , if you just so happen to wake up with a bruise or two it just might be a ghost lurking around lol. As I have said before and will always say…”the police don’t do nonsense round there.” LMAO!

Casper "Not-so-friendly" Ghost

Sexy Toddlers???

I know that I am not the only who has ever seen Toddler & Tiaras on TLC and have been totally freaked out. Why are these girls so damn grown? And why are their mothers so super excited? I was reading about this controversy between one of the mothers on the show and TMZ, and she is upset because they are supposedly exploiting her daughter in a sexual manner. Um excuse me? Once again I have seen the show many times to know that it is the parents who are exploiting their children. From the teased hair to fake eyelashes, false teeth, makeup, and booty shorts I don’t think you can get anymore sexual. It’s like looking at a baby Mariah Carey with her adult sized face. I don’t know but it totally creeps me out. I usually find myself with my mouth open wide, sort of peaking out of on eye, and snapping on the television. Mothers if you want your children safe and not to known as “sex idols” keep them in their Mary Janes and bows just a little while longer. For the moms who do it as a fun activity with their daughters, kudos to you, but please tuck away the false teeth not cute. Smh…this show should have been talked about a very long time ago because as I have said once and will always say…”We don’t do nonsense round herre”.