It's hard being beautiful...just ask Halle

So once again Halle Berry is in the spotlight, but this time it’s not a fight over child custody. Halle was spotted wearing a diamond and emerald engagement ring that was given to her by her French boyfriend/actor, Oliver Martinez. I know you’re probably wondering oh well that is great  for Halle, right? Enh wrong! This page is for nonsense only and how many times must we witness Halle’s massacre of relationships? I mean really once, twice, after third time I will not be fooled. Maybe it’s just me, but I cannot understand for the life of me how a woman of such beauty fails horribly at keeping a man. What is going on in your bedroom Halle? I would not be shocked if low key Halle was a little, you know…crazy. Well I guess we will see what the 45 year-old actress will have in store for us this time. I am betting on a year if even that long. I was looking back on some old footage of Halle explaining on television how she was over relationships and would never get married again in her life. She said this twice! Halle I’m praying that this one IS the ONE because I would hate to have another Eric Benet situation. Hell I thought that was it, I damn near wanted to slap him every time I saw him walking out of the downtown Milwaukee library bare foot; but he is another story who flew from the coo coos nest lol. No seriously, Halle girl you do what makes you happy hell if I had your money and looks I would probably have more than a few slices as well.  Just remember as I have said before, and will always say don’t bring ya ass crying when it don’t work out… “cause we don’t do nonsense round herre!” 

Ghost Caught By Police

What ever happened to the old days when we blamed everything on our pets? My dog ate my homework or my cat knocked my alarm clock over. Just when you thought you have heard every excuse in the world, it just got better. A Wisconsin man was allegedly charged earlier this month with battery. A call was made to the police by neighbors after hearing all the commotion. When the police arrived his wife was sitting on the floor in a corner crying with blood rushing from her nose. So what you ask could have possibly been the husband’s reasoning as to why his wife was beat up? The answer is a ghost. Yes a ghost people choked his wife until she blacked out over financial issues. I just want to know how he knew what they were fighting over or better yet if your wife is being attacked by air why weren’t you the one to file the police report. Smh…we all know that story didn’t fly with the police. Only in the Midwest I guess, I should know. Wives , if you just so happen to wake up with a bruise or two it just might be a ghost lurking around lol. As I have said before and will always say…”the police don’t do nonsense round there.” LMAO!

Casper "Not-so-friendly" Ghost

Sexy Toddlers???

I know that I am not the only who has ever seen Toddler & Tiaras on TLC and have been totally freaked out. Why are these girls so damn grown? And why are their mothers so super excited? I was reading about this controversy between one of the mothers on the show and TMZ, and she is upset because they are supposedly exploiting her daughter in a sexual manner. Um excuse me? Once again I have seen the show many times to know that it is the parents who are exploiting their children. From the teased hair to fake eyelashes, false teeth, makeup, and booty shorts I don’t think you can get anymore sexual. It’s like looking at a baby Mariah Carey with her adult sized face. I don’t know but it totally creeps me out. I usually find myself with my mouth open wide, sort of peaking out of on eye, and snapping on the television. Mothers if you want your children safe and not to known as “sex idols” keep them in their Mary Janes and bows just a little while longer. For the moms who do it as a fun activity with their daughters, kudos to you, but please tuck away the false teeth not cute. Smh…this show should have been talked about a very long time ago because as I have said once and will always say…”We don’t do nonsense round herre”.

"Rihanna Goes Wild???"

I am trying to figure out why celebrities feel the need to get bored and spend their millions on things us poor people call “dumb”. I’m just going to be blunt and say it’s stupid. Now I may not know much about Rihanna personally, but I can pretty much call a so-called thug and that’s not one. Yes she has the wild hair of a inmate and “Thug Life” tatted on her knuckles, but how do you go from a car fight with Chris Brown in which by the looks of the pictures he clearly won, to a thug? There is just too much going on with the world these days. The funny part is that Rihanna is my favorite singer; I love her don’t get me wrong, but this was one of those moments where she had too many “cheers on the weekend”. Of course Rihanna looks like she can handle her own and I’m pretty sure she is a tough cookie, but being able to fight does not make you a thug. Where yo pistol Rihanna? Where’s the drug money? If by some chance we tend to cross paths in the near future Rhianna I’m taking you straight to the parlor to retat them knuckles “BAD GIRL”. Speaking of Bad Girl takes me to my next topic…but I’ll close with this thought first. If I told you once Imma tell you again and again, “We don’t do nonsense round herre”.