Sunday, February 5, 2012

"Baby Talk With Beyonce Knowles"




Now Remember people this is not a real interview just a reenactment of how an interview with Beyonce would go.

Reporter: “So Beyonce congratulations on your new found baby. I understand there has been controversy over if the baby if really yours and Jay Z. What do you have to say about these allegations?”
Beyonce: “First I would like to thank all my fans for their support through all of this. It has been hard work and with dedication into my new album which by the way has sold over 310k just in its first week.”
Reporter: “Yes but back to the baby, don’t you think you are now doing so good only because of all the baby talk?”
Beyonce:” I believe that my talents are what everyone expects from Beyonce and you know I cant let down my fans so I think that I am so successful because of my hard work and dedication.
Reporter: “Um…ok so I heard you were offered a spot on reality TV show the X-factor congratulations on that. What are your plans there?
Beyonce: “Well hey who could turn down an offer like that? I mean Simon is someone I have always wanted to work with I think it is something to really consider.”
Reporter: “ 5 mill a year I mean that is definitely nothing I would even have to consider. (Chuckles) But again about the baby don’t you think you may be moving a little too fast after giving birth to be away working and planning concerts as well?”
Beyonce: “I mean I wish a could be home as much as possible but I have a pretty trustworthy crew who I know will provide the best care for me as well as my daughter.”
Reporter: “That brings me to an article I read stating you were hiring about six nannies? Is that correct, to help you during these “baby times”.
Beyonce: “Well seven actually, but yes I do not want to over work just a few nannies and I may need their help at different times so yes I think that is what’s best.”
Reporter: “Where is Ms. Tina or Jay Z in all this?”
Beyonce: “Everyone has a busy schedule and we knew when making this decision on getting a baby we would have to make some sacrifices because of our career choices.”
Reporter: “How did you just get a baby? And exactly what sacrifices are you really making?”
Beyonce: Laughs. “You are too crazy, no but seriously it is going to take some hard work and dedication but we will all get through it and it’s going to be great.”
Reporter: “One last question B, if you could say who does Blue look like the most, you or Jay Z?”
Beyonce: “I would have to say she has features sort of similar to both of us, don’t you think?”

Reporter: “You really don’t want to know what I think. Well that’s it you heard it straight from her mouth…basically nothing again…baby talk with Beyonce."











Saturday, February 4, 2012

Polo Club Founder Adopts his Girlfriend


Once again I read another crazy story on MSN today about another rich person. Why are they always doing some dumb shit? So this time John Goodman, who is the founder of the Polo Club, decided on Oct. 13th to adopt his 42-year old girlfriend as his daughter. Wait, wait before you think it is already crazy let me explain why this fool decided this would be a good idea. He is trying to hold his money from a case that his is currently battling where he killed a 23 year-old man in a car accident during drunk driving I’m sure. Now fool what makes you think the jury is going to let you get off with this? How sick you must be to a) kill a man and try not to pay his family for their lost and suffering and b) talk your bimbo girlfriend into becoming your adopted daughter. The reason he got this idea is because he already has two minor children who have trust funds that have been set aside and cannot be touched as a payout in the case. The things rich folks do in order to save they wealth huh? Well I guess we will see what happens…good luck Goodman but if I was on the jury you would get no love from me! As I have said once and will always “we don’t do nonsense round herre.”