Same old stuff a at nightclubs

"These are the flyers that get you"

So my husband and I try to go out every once in awhile just to get out of the house. Being a married couple the club is not that fun for us anymore. The only reason I really ever went was to get drunk, hang out with my single friends, and take someone home by the end of the night. We decided to go out last weekend because we heard there was going to be this party going on that sounded kind of fun. I just want to know why it seems as though every time we really want to go out, something random takes place at the club. So we arrived and got excited that we find a great parking space right in front of the club, no lines, and we walk right up and into the club. I guess this could have been a sign that once we entered around the corner there would only be about 30 people standing around any maybe 3 girls on stage dancing. The clubs these days are so predictable (at least black clubs are). At a black club you will always find the same people that more than likely come every weekend who now think they own the place. There is always a group of girls that seem to be over the top drunk knowing they probably only had a couple of drinks, but it is the thing to do I guess. There will always be people hanging around the bar acting as though they are buying up the place when in reality they are just making an excuse why they aren't dancing. Ladies, stop standing around doing the "pretty girl rock" talking about what dance you can do better than the next woman (show me some movement then). Then let's take a journey to the stage where the only girls who like to dance are ones who either cant dance, have rolls for days that no one wants to look at, or some hood chick who just wants to stare at their ass in the mirror. Oh and you thought I forgot about the fellas? Of course not! You guys are the funniest because every nicca think they a baller no matter how much money they really came with. If it's not from the tags they still have on their brand new fit, or the wad of singles they may pull out every five seconds, or just the extra cool swag they have (you know the kind where they can barely smile nor move). On top of that there is always a character you find at the club. Last weekend I saw Popeye, Bow Wow, Whiz Kalifa, Nicki Minaj, and the lady from Fame all in one room. Oops forgot little Diggy Simmons who turned into Drake on stage. People please, what has the world come to when we forget what it means to have fun? All I can say is the club life just isn't for me anymore because as I have said before, and will always say..."we don't do nonsense round herre"